Ours is the Fury!

Title: A mad dog snapping at thin air
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairing: Euron Greyjoy/Victarion Greyjoy
Rating: R
Words: 825
Warnings: incest, dub-con, violence
Summary: just another kinkmeme repost, prompt was "Euron/Victarion, pre-series hate-sex"

( A mad dog snapping at thin air )

Title: Blood and Bruises
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairing: Stannis Baratheon/Jon Snow
Rating: R
Words: 896
Summary: written a while back for the asoiafkinkmeme, prompt was "angry frottage and bruises" - it's really just porn without any context, otherwise I would have written angsty UST instead ;)


( Blood and Bruises )

Title: Nameday Traditions
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairing: Stannis/Sansa
Words: 2363
Rating: R
Prompt: "He's won the Iron Throne, theirs is an arranged marriage. It's his nameday, and Sansa feels it's her duty to do something special in bed that night. She works up her nerve and suggests a blowjob. Stannis really wants to keep up his stern, grumpy reputation and pretend that namedays are a frivolous waste of time, but he also really wants that blowjob..."
Author's Note: Written for the asoiafkinkmeme. And I apologise for the use of the word 'manhood' (because I hate that word), but it's Sansa's POV and she doesn't use words like 'cock', sorry. ;)


( Nameday Traditions )

Title: Wedding (part two)
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairings/Characters: Stannis/Sansa, Jon, Rolland Storm (and some hints at Stannis/Jon, if you want to read it that way)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 9117
Warnings: spoilers for ASOS; political marriage (and sex) between two people who both aren't all that enthusiastic about it at first; substantial age difference; probably underage (though Sansa's age isn't mentioned explicitly, so you can imagine her being however old you like)
Summary: She doubts she will ever love the king when she agrees to marry him, but Jon assures her that Stannis is as just and honourable as father had been, and that alone is more than she can say about any other man she has met.
Author's note: So as the sequel to the wedding feast, here's the bedding and the wedding night. I've never written het smut before in my life, let alone het smut from the POV of a virgin with weird antiquated romanticised views on marriage and sex. ;) So I'm afraid the actual smut part of this is profoundly unsexy, for which Sansa and I are equally to blame, but I really couldn't skip it. But I hope there's enough more interesting stuff going on here to make up for it. :)


( Sansa had been more scared of the bedding than of anything else ... )

Title: Wedding (part one)
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairings/Characters: Stannis/Sansa, Jon, Davos (and some hints at Stannis/Jon, if you want to read it that way)
Rating: PG
Words: 1676
Warnings: spoilers for ASOS; political marriage between two people who both aren't all that enthusiastic about it at first; substantial age difference; probably underage (though Sansa's age isn't mentioned explicitly, so you can imagine her being however old you like)
Summary: She doubts she will ever love the king when she agrees to marry him, but Jon assures her that Stannis is as just and honourable as father had been, and that alone is more than she can say about any other man she has met.
Author's note: Originally posted on the got_exchange comment fic meme. I only changed the tense from past to present so it would be consistent with the sequel; otherwise it's pretty much the same thing as over there.



( She doubts she will ever love the king when she agrees to marry him, but Jon assures her that Stannis is as just and honourable as father had been, and that alone is more than she can say about any other man she has met.  )

Part two

Title: His kingdom was full of darkness
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Characters: Stannis, Davos, Devan
Rating: PG
Words: 1352
Warnings: spoilers up to and including ADWD
Prompt: Stannis/Davos in the Nightfort, can be gen or UST. I prefer tragedy.
Summary: Much has changed by the time Stannis and Davos meet again in the Nightfort.
Author's note: My other got_exchange fic. This one was written for alcanis_ivennil.


( His kingdom was full of darkness )

Title: I woke, and found that life was Duty
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairings/Characters: Stannis/Davos, mentions of Selyse, Shireen and Marya
Rating: PG
Words: 2884
Warnings: none
Prompt: Stannis/Davos (gen or UST or slash) - discussing marriage and its meaning.
Summary: Davos only ever wished that Stannis could have known the same happiness in his marriage that Davos had found with Marya.
Author's Note: Written for roflskate on got_exchange. Reposted on my LJ because I like to have all my fics in one place.


( I woke, and found that life was Duty )

Title: A Place to Stand
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairing: Stannis/Jon
Words: 1007
Rating: G
Summary: They never needed words to understand each other, though Jon wasn't sure if that made it harder or easier.
A/N: Some context for this scene: this is set in a happy future in which Stannis took the Iron Throne and made Jon Lord Commander of his Kingsguard after the war against the Others. That's really all you need to know. This is just a scene with them in King's Landing after the war, when Stannis is busy running the kingdom. No real spoilers for anything. Thanks to outboxed for coming up for a title, because I am unfortunately too dumb for titles.


( A Place to Stand )

Warning: this post is a decidedly too long meta rant about John/Dean and why and how I ship them. If you don't give a fuck about Supernatural or John/Dean, or if the discussion of an incest ship makes you uncomfortable (how do you survive talking to me? ;)), you should probably just ignore this post. Maybe you should even ignore this post if you are interested in John/Dean, because this is seriously unfiltered meta vomit about me shipping a pairing that's supposedly unhealthy in a pretty healthy way. Haters can go hang out in Lucifer's cage. ;) So, yeah, incestuous meta vomit ahead. Don't say afterwards that I didn't warn you.


( John/Dean meta rant )

Instead of replying to all the comments and mails I should reply to ... have a meme, stolen from sternflammenden and outboxed :

Give me a character or a pairing (or both) and I will tell you three tidbits of my personal headcanon for them.

I hope everybody had a nice Christmas/holidays/whatever. :)